I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
