Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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