hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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