You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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