Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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