Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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