I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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