Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Naked. naked and bneed help.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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