brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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