do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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