I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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