garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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