somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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