I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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