shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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