He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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