put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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