So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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