i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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