the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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