I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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