Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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