If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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