You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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