I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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