I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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