I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.