my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.