She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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