I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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