How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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