So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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