At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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