Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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