I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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