I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
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