Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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