yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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