It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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