Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
