oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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