Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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