This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
