Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You've changed since you got that strap on
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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