Pappa wants mamma naked
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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