would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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