do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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