ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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