I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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