just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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