nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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