btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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