Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.