if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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